The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes
I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
Sheldon
Good morning, slut.
Penny
Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider just this once using your genitalia to actually accomplish something.
Sheldon
It is to viagra as viagra is to a green M&M.
Sheldon
Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain, walk him through this.
Sheldon
You seem to have forgotten the reason we live together is that we're best friends. And I've got your back, Jack.
Sheldon
An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you goin, the drive thru at Jack In The Box
Sheldon
Amy: This year's donations may go to, say, the geology department.
Sheldon: Oh dear, not the dirt people.
Until you manage to upload your intelligence into a self-sustaining, orbiting satellite equipped with high-speed internet and a cloaking device, you will be dependent on the human race.
Amy
Your critical attitude is ruining our Saturday night together, and I'm not above minimizing your window.
Sheldon
What happened to you Wolowitz? Couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?
Mrs. Latham
Put your tie back in your pants.
Howard
