Leonard: Damnit.
Priya: Wow, Leonard, already?
Leonard: No no no. The screen froze.

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• Added: September 22, 2011

There's no junk jiggling; we just talk.

Leonard

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• Added: September 22, 2011

I miss the old days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.

Sheldon

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• Added: September 22, 2011

Give it a second to load. Whenever you're ready AT&T!

Sheldon

• Permalink: Give it a second to load. Whenever you're ready AT&T!
• Added: September 22, 2011

I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and ... that's all she wrote.

Raj

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• Added: September 22, 2011

You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Raj

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• Added: September 22, 2011

Buck up, sissy pants.

Leonard's mother

• Permalink: Buck up, sissy pants.
• Added: September 22, 2011

You can't blame yourself. When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of dopamine. We, neurobiologists, refer to this as the skank reflex.

Amy

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• Added: September 22, 2011

I feel like two totally different people. Dr. Jekyyl and Mrs. Whore.

Penny

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• Added: September 22, 2011