Finally, there's a Mrs. Hofstadter that isn't disappointed in me.

Leonard

Bernadette: Aw, that was beautiful.
Howard: Yeah, I mean not like our wedding, beautiful.
Bernadette: No, we totally won.

We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing.

Sheldon

Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Sheldon

Whatever. Put us on the internet. I've always wanted a wedding with a comments section.

Penny

The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Quotes

Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Sheldon

Whatever. Put us on the internet. I've always wanted a wedding with a comments section.

Penny