The Big C Quotes
Cancer sucks. Put that in your God damned inspirational poster!
Cathy
Adam: I want my life to be normal.
Andrea: I want to meet Usher. Think that's gonna happen?
What are those tiny hot dogs? You white folks eat some crazy ass food.
Andrea
Cathy: Think of how great you're gonna feel when you go down a dress size?
Andrea: Who the fuck wears dresses?
You should come, too. I would love to get to know any girl that would date my homeless brother.
Cathy
Cathy: You're an asshole.
Sean: I'm surprised you know what one looks like since you didn't take a shit for most of high school.
You wear baggies for shoes, Sean. You're so not allowed to say anything is embarrassing.
Cathy
Adam: You should't say chill-ax. It's gay!
Cathy: Don't use gay like that!
Paul: Angela says you're holding me emotionally hostage.
Cathy: Tell Angela she's sort of a bitch.
Cathy: I wanna do it on the grass.
Paul: Really? You want me to do you in the ass?
Cathy: No! GRASS!
Cathy? I know you're here because the car is in the driveway and the smell of cruelty is in the air.
Paul
I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.
Adam
