Becca: I know what you're doing.
Homelander: No, you don't.
Becca: Yes, I do! I can see...
Homelander: NO, you do not! You cannot possibly understand. I was raised the same way as him . That kid doesn't know anything about anything. When he sees the outside world, he is going to panic. And that is going to fuck him up. I do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.

You didn't get the chance to say goodbye to Lenny?! You're the reason he's dead.

Billy

Hughie: You're not the cuck. I'm the cuck.
Lamplighter: Actually, you're worse. You're the cuck fluffer.

Look, this isn't healthy. You can't watch porn while the sun's out.

Hughie

Victoria: Oppositions gonna have a field day with him. Disgruntled ex Supe? I am fairly sure he's fucked half the Sacred Heart cheerleading squad. But yeah, he'll be a good witness. It's not enough, though.
Butcher: Not enough? If torturin' and burnin' a bunch of mentals on Vought's say-so ain't enough for you muppets, then what the fuck are you good for, huh? A strongly-worded Tweet?

I am counting on YOU to show us the way. Don't let me down.

Stormfront

Cheri: Awww. You're sensitive.
Frenchie: No! Those saucy ladies, they made their own family, so I did what they did.

Never go into shark infested waters without chum.

Butcher

Hey! Tell Butcher about the thick penis around your neck!

Frenchie

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MM: Strippers ain't really my kind of Hershey's, with or without nuts.

MM: That's his fuckin' dick.
Frenchie: Don't be so closed minded.

The Boys Quotes

Homelander: Hey, guys, um, I just have one question if that's OK.
Ashley: Yeah.
Homelander: Yeah?
Ashley: Yeah.
Homelander: Alright. So, what happens if I do, uh, I don't know, I do this. [boxes Blindspot's ears] And now, you're just another useless fuckin' blind guy. This must be some kind of a joke. Ashleyyyy, what made you think I'd ever allow a cripple into The Seven?

Starlight: Hey, get some sleep.
Hughie: I'll sleep when I know you're safe.