When I'm an adult I'm gonna use my oven for storage or something.

Alcohol and fashion. It's my favorite combination.

Larissa

Sebastian: I love you Carrie Bradshaw.
Carrie: I wanna have sex with you.

I prefer keeper of the cool to bouncer.

Samantha

No self respecting woman dresses for a men. Women dress for other women. Or gay men. Case in point, you boys like it right?

Larissa

Safety schools are for people who aren’t getting Harvard and I’m getting into Harvard.

Mouse

Sometimes you have to sacrifice something valuable in order to win.

I love you so much my heart hurts. Is that what love's supposed to feel like? Pain?

I’m not calm. Being without you was ripping me to shreds.

Sebastian [to Carrie]

You have some nerve standing there with your sparkly bedroom eyes and your cute floppy hair.

Why do people always say “no offense” right after they’ve offended you.

I collect people.

Larissa

The Carrie Diaries Quotes

It was like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

Mouse

It's always the same dream. I'm in the city and I belong. Manhattan is mine. But then I always wake up. The same old Carrie Bradshaw in Castlebury Connecticut.

Carrie