Are you waiting for me to be the crazy ex girlfriend?

Maggie

The most exciting men are the ones we can't have. The forbidden fruit. So delish.

Larissa

I don't even know what Sebastian is except for maybe too cool for school.

They say the Eskimos have 100 words for snow. That's nothing compared to the number of words we have for vagina. Rosebud, box, hooha, pink panther.

If I didn't define who I was and what I wanted, then someone else would.

You don't get to decide what is and isn't important in my life.

The one thing you have to remember about labels is that they only matter if you let them stick.

This is what we do. We get our hearts broken and then we demonize the guys who broke up with us.

Maggie

You're a romantic. It's like finding a unicorn!

Larissa

I have a girlfriend who's in Connecticut and she's waiting for me so I can't be gay.

Walt

I wish my parents would spend ten minutes caring about me as much as yours do about you.

Sebastian [to Mouse]

It's always the same dream. I'm in the city and I belong. Manhattan is mine. But then I always wake up. The same old Carrie Bradshaw in Castlebury Connecticut.

The Carrie Diaries Quotes

It was like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

Mouse

It's always the same dream. I'm in the city and I belong. Manhattan is mine. But then I always wake up. The same old Carrie Bradshaw in Castlebury Connecticut.

Carrie