Are you telling me youre a phone sex virgin?

Samantha [to Mouse]

I may have a pathological fear of hurting other people’s feelings

She's not stupid, just trusting.

Sebastian [about Carrie]

I prefer keeper of the cool to bouncer.

Samantha

Mouse: We know what we want, chicken fingers.
Maggie: Is that seriously all you're gonna say to me?
Mouse: With honey mustard!!!

I hope she's not upset that I brought him. What? I don't do public transportation and he drives a Porsche.

Donna

Sometimes you have to sacrifice something valuable in order to win.

I don't have time for regrets, only fun.

Carrie: How hard is it to be happy?
Larissa: Near to impossible.

Tonight I just felt so happy I couldn't handle it for a second.

Dorrit

I love you so much my heart hurts. Is that what love's supposed to feel like? Pain?

Darling in order to embrace being a modern woman, you have to embrace the ways of the traditional woman. And I hear they really know how to pleasure a man, that's a skill everyone woman should know.

Larissa

The Carrie Diaries Quotes

It was like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

Mouse

It's always the same dream. I'm in the city and I belong. Manhattan is mine. But then I always wake up. The same old Carrie Bradshaw in Castlebury Connecticut.

Carrie