Dan: So, when you lost Mark, did you ever find a cure for waking up every morning and looking for him?
Becky: Darlene and I got drunk one night and talked about how I never really sat still long enough to make sense of it all. So, I went home and parked myself in a chair for a week, and by blocking out all the noises of my life, I got some clarity, and I figured out how to move forward.
Dan: So, you did it all by yourself? Then why were you pushing me to sit around and talk to a bunch of strangers in a group?
Becky: Because it kind of helped, and everyone was really concerned about you, and I didn't want it to seem like I didn't care.

Jackie: Blue wave! 2020!
Mark: Aunt Jackie, you scared her.
Jackie: Yeah, sorry. I just felt a rush of hope, and it just got away from me.

DJ: It's okay. I've had a good life.
Darlene: Yeah, I didn't want to correct him.

I take my mother to services every Sunday just to remind God she's still here in case he forgot to take her.


Mary: We don't go to church.
Geena: Excuse me?

Dan: I'll call you if I need you.
Darlene: Oh, you left your phone by the bike.
Dan: Exactly.

I find that the guys on my crew get jealous when I wear my diamonds so that's out.


Jackie: Dan, you can't avoid our love. You've been through a huge loss. Tell us what you're feeling. Give it to us!
Dan: All right. I am having a very strong feeling. My sister-in-law is badgering me and I want her to leave my garage.

Ok, if you're going to track me like a wounded animal do the decent thing and shoot me, will ya.


Darlene: Hey, Dad.
Dan: What's up?
Becky: Watching TV from the porch. That's cool.

Oh, he'll go as far as that remote will let him.


He's been isolating himself from the family more and more before you know it he'll be across the street.


The Conners Quotes

Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.