Becky: I’m proud of you. There are so many times I should have done that and I didn’t.
Harris: Thanks.
Becky: Feel better?
Harris: Yeah, but no. I mean I know I deserve way better than that jerk but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.

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Mary: Mulan is so brave.
Dan: She took her father’s place in the war to protect him. That’s a good daughter.
Darlene: Hey, when you drop your phone I pick it up so you don’t have to bend over.
Dan: Yeah, okay.

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Becky: Nobody has the right to disrespect you like that. You deserve some closure. You let one guy get away with treating you badly it’s easier to let the next guy do it to you too.
Harris: I just don’t want to be some creepy, ex-girlfriend stalker.
Becky: I don’t know why that’s gotten such a bad rap.

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Becky: Dad, I need to talk to you about Josh, that rich kid that Harris is in love with.
Mark: Oh, I like him. He gives me cash to leave the room so they can makeout.
Dan: Invest that wisely; that’s your college fund.

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Can we just enjoy sitting down to one meal without talking about Covid. There’s plenty of other tragic events for you two to find hilarious. Homicides are up everywhere. Enjoy.

Dan

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