The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 4 Episode 2: "Education, Corruption, and Damnation" Quotes
Darlene: She knew that something bad was coming, and she begged God for help, and he let her overdose. How am I supposed to count on a god that would do that?
Becky: That’s not how God works. It’s not like you rub a lamp and get a wish.
Jackie: Your Mom wouldn’t want you to give up. You’ll find something that works for you.
Jackie: This guy is supporting me unconditionally even though he doesn’t agree with me, and it might cost him thousands, and that’s something somebody does when they love you.
Neville: I do.
I have Mom’s bible, and I haven’t burst into flames yet.
Darlene
Becky: Sad and lonely will always be there for you.
Darlene: I love those guys. They’re my longest relationship.
Jackie: Don Blansky. How’s the cemetery biz, Don?
Don: Only good and getting better. The state is letting me stack now.
Becky: This is my sister, Darlene. She’s an atheist who wants to be convinced there’s a God. Go!
Pastor Phil: I’d, uh, uh…trees? Animals? A smile on a baby’s face? Where do you think that stuff came from? Huh? Mic drop!
Darlene: Okay, uh, Darwin, the Big Bang theory, and the arc was filled with only animals from the Middle East. Here’s your mic back.
Pastor Phil: Darwin and the Big Bang were created by intelligent design. The animals on the arc thing is a bit of a problem.
You overcame drinking, a life of poor choices, and you’re starting college at 46-years-old. This little snot’s just smart.
Darlene [to Becky]
