Oh, you’re going to be a whole different kind of special.

Dan [to Beverly Rose]

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Mark: I think I might be able to get a great college essay out of this. I’m a gay contrabassoonist from the wrong side of the tracks.
Darlene: Buckle in.
Mark: Why?
Darlene: Because you are on a rocket sled to Harvard.

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Your snooping is causing me to do something no Conner has ever done. I’m going to go open a savings account.

Mark

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Becky: Can you watch Beverly Rose?
Dan: In the hardware store? We had a broken bag of birdseed, and the rats are running around like it’s a Vegas buffet. I could give her a mallet, and she could play whack a mole.

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