The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 11: "Mud Turtles, A Good Steak and One Man in a Tub" Quotes
Darlene: The school wouldn’t give us any money. If I had saved anything my daughter wouldn’t be giving up her dreams at 17.
Dan: Hi, welcome to the Conner family.
I felt good about my plan and then I let you drag me here and show me everything that I can’t have. Thanks a lot.
Harris
Harris: According to this chart it will take me 20 years to pay back these loans.
Counselor: Twenty years goes by faster than you think.
Becky: Look what she’s charging us for vegetables.
Jackie: They’re all locally sourced.
Becky: I don’t care if they’re locally sourced. I care if they’re locally eaten.
Darlene: I want you to live in a dorm and gain 15 pounds and get mono.
Harris: That’s for rich kids. We don’t have the money for college.
Dan: How much is that going to cost you?
Darlene: I don’t know but now that I’m a divorced, unemployed, single mom we might actually have a shot at some financial aid. My plan to destroy my life is working.
Dan: Finally, someone from this family made it to college.
Darlene: Hey, I went to college.
Dan: You went to art school. That’s basically Color Me Mine with a library.
Yes, we love ourselves. Men don’t want us. Can we get back to the food? Let’s talk prices.
Becky
We can’t afford a good steak and I’m not just talking about the customers, I’m talking about the people who own the restaurant.
Becky
Dawn: You know a lot of new restaurants try too hard.
Jackie: Yeah, well, not us. We know what it takes to get the job done and we do just a little bit less.
