This is your first fight with a teenager. It’s kind of like stepping on a cobra and then trying to give it a hug to say you’re sorry.

Dan

Louise: You want to be treated like a grown-up, you’ve got to be willing to take it in the shorts like a grown-up.
Harris: Are you kidding? I worked hard for that money.
Louise: We all work hard for the money, Donna Summer. Next time you’ll be more careful.
Harris: So what, you’re teaching me a lesson? I don’t need that from you. You’re not even family.

DJ: Has anyone who’s lived here ever wanted to stay?
Dan: They all come back but they have to be impoverished with absolutely no options.

Ben: How painful is it to just be friendly?
Darlene: Boy, you don’t know me at all.

Well, you’re 18. You’re old enough to make your own choices that will cripple you for the rest of your life.

Louise

The Conners Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Ben: How painful is it to just be friendly?
Darlene: Boy, you don’t know me at all.

Well, you’re 18. You’re old enough to make your own choices that will cripple you for the rest of your life.

Louise