Becky: Hey, what’s all this for?
Ben: I am doing a podcast about the top two things Americans are most obsessed with.
Becky: Let me guess, sex and money, and football. Ah, and pizza, and squirrels who sit on little picnic benches and eat tiny food. Sex and squirrels, final answer.

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You’ve never had the chance to buy my love before, but now, you can.

Harris

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Get right with your maker, Folks. It’s clearly the end of days.

Darlene

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Becky: Congratulations! You may be surprised to hear this, but I’m a little bummed. We’ve been having fun working together.
Darlene: I’m still going to be on the floor, but now I can make your life miserable if you displease me.
Becky: Right, and as Union Steward, one misstep on your part, and I can shut down the factory.
Darlene: See, this is going to be fun for everybody.

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