The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 10: "Throwing a Christian to a Bear" Quotes
Dan: Tomorrow’s Sunday so I want everyone dressed appropriately so we can pay our respects to the one thing that helps us make sense of this world and gives us the strength to make it through another week.
Everyone: Amen.
Harris: We’re going to church?
Jackie: Come on, Harris, on a Sunday? We’re watching the Bears / Packers game!
Mark: Are you gambling?
Jackie: Yup. Fantasy football, I’m taking money from a bunch of suckers.
Darlene: Oh, so it’s like a mega-church.
If we’re going to watch this game can’t we at least get a new TV. There are so many broken pixels it’s like watching through a chain-link fence.
Harris
Mark: I have something to tell you, Grandpa, and I hope you’ll still love me afterward. I don’t care about football.
Dan: Give me a minute, Pal. I do still love you but everything’s different now. I understand this gay thing but this is a choice.
I just want you to know that I’ve been caught drinking beer, making pot cookies, and selling stolen goods but not one of those things has made them as upset as they are right now.
Harris
Wyatt: Maybe I’m mistaken but it sure seems like you guys are celebrating because a player got hurt.
Becky: It certainly looks that way. Shame!
Dan: Wyatt, if that was a Bear limping off the field you’d be celebrating.
Wyatt: I wouldn’t because as a Christian I don’t wish harm on anyone.
Dan: The Crusades, that was you guys, right?
Ben: I’m afraid to fail. The last time I did this, if I screwed up I only wrecked my life, now I take down you and your kids with me.
Darlene: What, you think failure’s new to my kids? We eat failure for breakfast and we’d have it again for lunch but we failed to plan so we don’t have any.
