Logan: I was supposed to go to camp. My Dad’s cheating, and my Mom’s drinking screwed it up. But the important thing is they both love me, and that will never change.
Mark: Oh, so you’re a kid whose family broke up. What a unique and special tale.

See, we hate each other, but we’re having fun.

Darlene

I do think that your Mom always means well when she’s destroying lives.

Ben

For the first time, I can see other things in my future, and I’m excited about that.

Becky

I have a lot to contribute to abnormal psychology. Everyone in class realized that they were dating someone from one of the chapters. I’m old. I’ve dated like all the chapters.

Becky

Darlene: If you wanted to play Daddy, you should have married me.
Ben: Yes, my mistake. I could have had those sweet tones in my ear every morning before I opened the door and ran screaming into traffic.
Darlene: Well, there’s the door. You don’t want to miss rush hour.

The Conners Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

I have a lot to contribute to abnormal psychology. Everyone in class realized that they were dating someone from one of the chapters. I’m old. I’ve dated like all the chapters.

Becky

Darlene: If you wanted to play Daddy, you should have married me.
Ben: Yes, my mistake. I could have had those sweet tones in my ear every morning before I opened the door and ran screaming into traffic.
Darlene: Well, there’s the door. You don’t want to miss rush hour.