Favorite The Deep End Quotes
I do not lie. I embellish.
Rowdy
When it comes to women, I have an impulse control problem.
Liam
Don't stick it in anything that hasn't been fully vetted first.
Susan
Liam: I may screw anything that moves, but I don't lie. Which is why I'm forced to say: that skirt makes you look fat.
I got thrown in jail. Actual jail. With one toilet for everyone.
Addy
Stop waiting for a savior. They don't exist.
Beth
I have to go make a six-year old choose between his mother and his grandmother.
Dylan
My husband is also your boss. Cross that line again and I'll be the one to fire you.
Susan
Dylan: Are we supposed to love this job or hate it?
Addy: Both.
Dylan: I was just standing here. Didn't hear anything.
Susan: How gallant of you.
I wouldn't waste my time sucking... I would, however, waste a little time getting a new shirt. You're wearing a dish rag.
Beth
Addy: I'm half-naked here.
Liam: Relax. I've seen hers and you're like a sister.
