My dad was never a good lawyer. I just always thought he was a good lawyer.

Beth

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Sometimes I think I married myself one grade A bitch.

Cliff

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This is your lucky chance, your break in the clouds, your four-leaf clover. The only question is, are you going to think your life away or are you going to sack up and grab opportunity's... doorknob?

Rowdy

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