Stef: Kinda crazy that our kids have been dating for two years and we barely know each other. Not for lack of trying.
Diane: Yeah, that's on us.

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Jamie: Why do you assume all corporate lawyers are charlatans?
Callie: Why do you feel you need to mansplain what my job is as a lawyer?

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Jim: So, how do you feel about Brandon's job prospects?
Stef: How do you mean?
Jim: Well the entertainment industry is so unpredictable, right? How many jobs are there scoring in television and movies?
Lena: Well, there's also documentaries and training films, commercials, and gaming videos.
Stef: There are probably less career opportunities in classical music, and yet Eliza is succeeding.
Diane: Yes, of course, but with daughters, there is much less pressure to provide.

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Eliza's parents are paying for everything, so if they're happy, she's happy, and if she's happy, I'm happy.

Brandon

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Eliza: Why does it feel like your sisters are talking about me?
Brandon: I'm sure they're not.
Eliza: Has Callie ever said anything, you know, about you marrying me?
Brandon: What would she say?
Eliza: Don't?
Brandon: Eliza, she likes you.
Eliza: Does she know about my parents?
Brandon: Why would she?
Eliza: I don't know because you tell her everything.
Brandon: I don't tell her everything.

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Callie: So what do you want me to do?
Brandon: Make her feel accepted. You of all people should know what it feels like to not belong.
Callie: I accepted her friend request on Facebook, and I'm really generous with my likes.

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After Grace, I didn't think I could feel that way again, but I do. I love her.

Brandon

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Jim: I'm pretty sure they wouldn't much like our friends.
Stef: Why is that?
Diane: Oh, they're really traditional. They're not nearly as interesting as all of you.

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They're from Orange County. They probably voted for that orange man. That Twitter twit. The one whose name will not be spoken in this house.

Stef

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Go to India, Emma. It's obvious you're not ready for this, but I can't wait for you anymore.

Jesus

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Callie: How many have you had?
Jude: So, Eliza's brother says he has a girlfriend, but do you kind of get a gay vibe?

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Callie: We all think that we're going to end up with our first love.
Mariana: You know, I just realized, your first love is getting married this week. Is that weird at all?
Callie: Well, I've loved Brandon as my brother a lot longer than I loved him as more than that. I guess, yeah, maybe a little.

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