Asher: Last weekend, I found a ring box.
Jordan: Isn't that what you want?
Asher: It is, but I'm just not comfortable with the antiquated ritual.
Jordan: Antiquated ritual? You're marrying the man you love, not sacrificing a goat.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Shaun: Stop interrupting me.
Charlie: You were interrupting me.
Shaun: I am the attending. I have tried complimenting you but that didn't work and I have tried ignoring you but that didn't work either. However, I still have to teach you. Therefore you will go back to observing only. You will not bother me. You will not speak at all.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Glassman: Hey. I'm guessing you're not okay with this.
Lim: You sleeping with my my mom? My dad did it for years and we got along fine.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Charlie: I know that last time we worked together didn't go as well as it could have so I just want to say... at times like this I always quote Taylor Swift.
Shaun: Please don't.

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• Added: April 02, 2024

Shaun: I missed Steve too. And it's very difficult because when I'm away from you, I miss you, but when I'm away from him I miss him.
Lea: I know it's difficult. But more people to miss means more people to love.

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• Added: March 26, 2024

I'm sorry, this is not like old times. It's not just the tequila and music that have changed. Everything's changed. How I see the world, how I see you. One teeny tiny baby, and the whole world looks different.

Lea

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• Added: March 26, 2024

I'm so sorry. I feel myself slipping. You have to put me in a nursing home.

Cam

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• Added: March 26, 2024

Lim: There is a website that lists all clinical trials, including ones for hyperthyroidism. You could have gone to one 10 miles fro your house that would pay $500 more than us.
Lim's mother: That one doesn't come with a visit to my high-powered daughter.

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• Added: March 26, 2024

Three months ago he was not the same person. And even now sometimes... but then he slips back in the fog. I miss him. And it breaks my heart how much he will miss. I'm pregnant.

Patient

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• Added: March 26, 2024

He's tachycardic and warm. That's not consistent with an OD. I think he's having a stroke.

Jordan

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• Added: March 26, 2024

Morgan: It's been almost two months.
Park: We have the perfect excuse.
Morgan: People with kids have sex, right?

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• Added: March 26, 2024

Glassman: Sure this elevator is big enough for the both of us?
Lim: I'm not sure this hospital is.

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• Added: March 19, 2024