It's like your the computer machine whisperer.

Dan

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• Added: June 07, 2010

Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.

Dan

• Permalink: Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.
• Added: June 07, 2010

Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?

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• Added: June 07, 2010

It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.

Dan

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• Added: June 07, 2010

We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!

Dan

• Permalink: We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
• Added: June 07, 2010

You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.

Jack

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• Added: June 07, 2010

After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?

Dan

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• Added: June 07, 2010