The Good Place Quotes
You're sharp, and you're strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life.Chidi
Great. So I don't feel like myself for two seconds and it breaks the universe?Eleanor
You're barfing Wikipedia over everyone to avoid talking about your feelings.Eleanor
Janet you did it! You brought us into your void! If I had a heart it would be pounding!Michael
When is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse.Eleanor
How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?Chidi
You made a really hot centaur.Eleanor
Martin was a lot of things. A snail mostly, but also a friend. Martin taught us about life, about love, and about the limits of scotch tape.Michael
This is a defense mechanism Eleanor. You saw yourself fall in love with Chidi, and it freaked you out to see yourself be so vulnerable. So you're using determinism to convince yourself that those feelings were not real.Michael
Jason: Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin!
Eleanor: Penguins are real.
Jason: That's the spirit, Eleanor. They're real to me too.
My screwed up relationship with my parents made me believe I could never really love anyone. I need to see it for myself.Eleanor
No matter what he does, we will find each other. And we will help each other. Because we're soulmates.Eleanor