You're sharp, and you're strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life.

Chidi

Great. So I don't feel like myself for two seconds and it breaks the universe?

Eleanor

You're barfing Wikipedia over everyone to avoid talking about your feelings.

Eleanor

Janet you did it! You brought us into your void! If I had a heart it would be pounding!

Michael

When is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse.

Eleanor

How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?

Chidi

You made a really hot centaur.

Eleanor

Martin was a lot of things. A snail mostly, but also a friend. Martin taught us about life, about love, and about the limits of scotch tape.

Michael

This is a defense mechanism Eleanor. You saw yourself fall in love with Chidi, and it freaked you out to see yourself be so vulnerable. So you're using determinism to convince yourself that those feelings were not real.

Michael

Jason: Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin!
Eleanor: Penguins are real.
Jason: That's the spirit, Eleanor. They're real to me too.

My screwed up relationship with my parents made me believe I could never really love anyone. I need to see it for myself.

Eleanor

No matter what he does, we will find each other. And we will help each other. Because we're soulmates.

Eleanor

The Good Place Quotes

How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?

Chidi

So, why do it then? Why choose to be good, every day, if there is no guaranteed reward we can count on, now or in the afterlife? I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.

Chidi