The Good Place Quotes
I don't usually cry at movies, but that one was pretty good. That girl was hot. That guy was too.Eleanor
Eleanor: That would be erasing...
Chidi: Us. I know.
Eleanor: Jason, talk to no one, go nowhere, do nothing.
Jason: I won't let you down.
The Bad Place didn't pick the worst people. They picked the people who would be the worst for us.Tahani
Eleanor: I became such a good person I almost forgot I'm a world class liar baby.
Chidi: Very fun thing to hear from your girlfriend. You're doing great.
Fun little update. Michael was feeling a bit overwhelmed, so new plan. I'm the architect.Eleanor
Your big revelation...is life is complicated?Judge
Eleanor: I mean bleh! What am I saying? This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you too.
Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend please?!Eleanor
Michael: If you eat anything at this IHOP you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.
This is how I always got out of Escape Rooms! If you break enough stuff they throw you out!Eleanor
Tahani: Why are you crying?
Jason: I just like being a part of things.