I don't usually cry at movies, but that one was pretty good. That girl was hot. That guy was too.


Eleanor: That would be erasing...
Chidi: Us. I know.

Eleanor: Jason, talk to no one, go nowhere, do nothing.
Jason: I won't let you down.

The Bad Place didn't pick the worst people. They picked the people who would be the worst for us.


Eleanor: I became such a good person I almost forgot I'm a world class liar baby.
Chidi: Very fun thing to hear from your girlfriend. You're doing great.

Fun little update. Michael was feeling a bit overwhelmed, so new plan. I'm the architect.


Your big revelation...is life is complicated?


Eleanor: I mean bleh! What am I saying? This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you too.

Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend please?!


Michael: If you eat anything at this IHOP you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.

This is how I always got out of Escape Rooms! If you break enough stuff they throw you out!


Tahani: Why are you crying?
Jason: I just like being a part of things.

The Good Place Quotes

The point is, you're cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I've never seen you dance, but I bet you're good, 'cause you're good at everything. You're awesome! Be nicer to yourself.

Jason [to Tahani]

There really is an afterlife. I can't wait to have breakfast with Kant, and lunch with Michel Foucault, and then have dinner with Kant again so we can talk about what came up at breakfast!