I believe in you, nerd boy. If you can teach me and Jason ethics, you can teach anybody.

Eleanor

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Michael: It's just a simulation. I would never make you kill real people.
Chidi: Oh, well that's reassuring, because some of the parts of the fake people FLEW INTO MY MOUTH.

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I just feel like Tahani's embarrassed that I'm not some kind of scientist who forecloses on banks.

Jason

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Okay, so that was trolley problem version number seven. Chidi opted to run over five William Shakespeares instead of one Santa Claus.

Michael

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When I'm really upset, concentrating on a table of contents helps me calm down. It's like a menu, but the food is words.

Chidi

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