The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Quotes
Brent: This chaos is clearly all about me. This is the universe telling me that I don't belong here.
Michael: Brent, what do you mean?
Brent: I don't belong in the Good Place. I mean, obviously there's a place better than this. I belong there. In the Best Place.
Chidi, you and Simone are soulmates.
Eleanor
Eleanor: Welcome to the Good Place, Chidi.
Chidi: Thank you so much. And I'm sorry. This has been so overwhelming I forgot your name.
Eleanor: Eleanor.
I know it's painful to think of the two of them connecting, but Chidi made an incredible sacrifice. He had his memories erased so he could help people. And if we don't let him help Simone it'll all be for nothing.
Michael
Well, Linda must be here for Jason because Brent is definitely here to annoy the fork out of me.
Eleanor
I'll be monitoring the four new humans. A modified point system will be applied to their actions for the next year, and then we'll know how much better or worse their behavior is than when they were alive. But no one will be able to see what's happening in real-time. Good luck saving humanity from eternal doom!
Matt
If Simone doesn't think this is real she definitely won't become a better person.
Michael
I don't usually cry at movies, but that one was pretty good. That girl was hot. That guy was too.
Eleanor
Eleanor: That would be erasing...
Chidi: Us. I know.
Eleanor: Jason, talk to no one, go nowhere, do nothing.
Jason: I won't let you down.
The Bad Place didn't pick the worst people. They picked the people who would be the worst for us.
Tahani
Eleanor: I became such a good person I almost forgot I'm a world class liar baby.
Chidi: Very fun thing to hear from your girlfriend. You're doing great.
