You are easily swayed by pretty, young, blonde, Republicans.


Michael: What's the difference between inept and incompetent?
Jason: About six letters

Jason: Does Peter Florrick have reason to be concerned about you?
Cary: Me?
Jason: Your testimony?
Cary: Only if he has reason to be concerned about the truth.

I don't like Canada, it's too clean. I always want to litter here.


Jason: Your phone has been ringing.
Alicia: I'm throwing it away.