Sex outside of marriage, sex with more than one person, sexual bondage. I'm sorry, I keep imagining my parents listening to this.

Miss Crozier

They were trying to fire me because I have a working vagina. And because Jerry Maquire Rodah out there is their new golden boy.

Patty

Patty: You're pregnant? I am. It happens.
Will: Are you thinking of populating a small island?

Jackie: She won't swallow her pride. She won't forgive him, it's easier to leave him.
Eli: Jackie, it's not the 50's. What did she say?

Your honor. Ms. Nyholme just winked and grinned at us when you said that.

Counselor Rodah

Be cordial here Jackie or I will ask you to leave.

Alicia

Patient: Thank you.
Alicia: It's my job.
Patient: No, not like before. You're fighting for me.

Patty: I wish Ms. Florrick didn't think she was arguing before the Supreme Court.
Alicia: And I wish Ms. Nyholm did.

Eli: Do you know that Peter slept with Amber Madison on 18 separate occasions? She's gunning for you in there
Alicia: I do no that
Eli: Does it bother you?
Alicia: Does it bother me, it horrifies me!

Zach: Grandma's drunk.
Alicia: I think that's just her.

Don't tell her you slept with Peter before you put in a good word for me. OK?

Cary

Great. We have a dictator for a client.

Will

The Good Wife Season 2 Quotes

Will: Are we being played in some way?
Diane: I don't see how.
Will: I don't either. It's making me suspicious.

No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.

Will