Roxanne: Then we'll take the personality test.
Connor: To see if I have a personality?

Sabrina: I need you to do me a favor today. I need you to go against your instincts and try not to talk at all.
Nick: I won't make a good first impression!
Sabrina: You never do, so don't worry about it.

I read in GQ he (Kal) gave his producer a house as a housewarming gift.


Hey, hey, hey! Bert and Ernie, shut it down!


Take off the hat. Take off the hat.


You know, you might be the worst person I've ever met. And it would almost be okay if you were good at this job, but you're not. Everyone knows Chris and Ryan completely rewrite everything you do. You're always late. You're always drunk. You look like a Muppet without its fur and the only reason you're still here is because Paul knew you back when you used to be funny!


Bartender: I hope you've got cash because our credit card machines aren't working.
Raquel: That's okay, neither are my credit cards.

Wait, you're someone's father? That's messed up!


Dreamworks is doing that movie about the lazy hummingbird thing, right?


Process Server: Raquel Westbrook? I'd recognize that walk anywhere.
Raquel: Well, that's not creepy at all.

Kal: I gotta go.
Chris: I get it. I intimidate you.
Kal: I don't get intimidated. I intimidate.
Chris: He says as he runs from my office.

Grey: How bout you show me around and I give you a hundred bucks?
Abby: I'm an extra, not an escort.
Grey: Two hundred?
Abby: Where to, mister?

The L.A. Complex Quotes

Abby: Filipinos 4:13.
Donald: It's Philippians. Not Filipinos.

Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.