No one's waiting for me.

Mike

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• Added: April 29, 2018

Okay. Let's just find a boy and a girl, and then we got ourselves a goat starter kit and we can go. Alright?

Mike

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Ever since I was a kid, I've had a fear of being scared.

Carol

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Erica: What's that smell?
Todd: What smell?
Erica: The overwhelming one currently in the room.
Todd: Oh that...that smell. You know, look Erica I'm not going to lie to you. I farted. This is one of those weird cases where you smelt it but I'm the one who dealt it. You know, it's a real axiom buster.

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• Added: April 29, 2018