Abuela: That is the only thing in life we can predict. The only thing we truly know. Everybody’s story ends the same way: death.

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I am sorry that I’m trying to help you, but finding you in that grocery store was the worst moment of my life, and I am so scared to lose you. But if you don’t care then fine. Take off your helmet. Eat all the junk food you want. But I am not going to sit here and watch you kill yourself.

Melissa

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Just as I suspected. Looks like we got an adrenaline junkie baby on our hands.

Gail

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Carol: You don't want our baby getting SIFILISS.
Tandy: Syphilis?
Carol: You know, Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome.

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