Phil Miller got knocked down. And this time... he did not get up again. We raise a whiskey drink. We raise a vodka drink. What a hero. And that is why today we send him off the only way that truly makes sense... a viking funeral.

Phil

Valhalla... honor... hero... Amen!

Phil

Phil: Todd and Gail are boning.
Carol: Cheese and rice!

Todd: Today's probably not the best day.
Gail: And what is the best day to find out that your ex-boyfriend's doing the devil's work with the lady down the hall?

I know what you did, Todd. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Carol

The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Valhalla... honor... hero... Amen!

Phil

Phil Miller got knocked down. And this time... he did not get up again. We raise a whiskey drink. We raise a vodka drink. What a hero. And that is why today we send him off the only way that truly makes sense... a viking funeral.

Phil