Chandler: God dammit. He had to send her.
Tex: Right? I mean I was standin' right there. She could have passed me the note.

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Did you really think that your DNA could save the human race.

Rachel

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Tex: How about The Great Escape?
Chandler: It's kind of hard to tunnel out of a ship.
Tex: You got a point there. Have you ever seen Papillion?
Chandler: Are we just doing Steve McQueen flicks? What about Escape from Alcatraz?

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Slattery: Let me just say what you're doing is very brave. I'm proud to know ya.
Rachel: You make it sound like goodbye.
Slattery: I'll see ya for breakfast.

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Russian: Hey! No talk! Or I kiss your ass.
Tex: You mean KICK my ass!
Russian: Just shut up your head, OK?

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I have the vaccine. The money survived. The last damned monkey!

Rachel

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