Popular The League Quotes
Taco: I can feel your penis on the back of my head.
Rafi: That's a war-boner, man.
That guy fed me Spongebob Squarepants and now I'm gonna die like in 'Alien'!
Ruxin
Breasts are meant to be ogled and fondled, not tugged at like some raccoon pulling at a trash bag.
Pete
Ruxin: No knives.
Rafi: What if there's an attack?
Ruxin: It's a bunch of children and mothers in a pool.
Rafi: That's exactly when I would attack!
Rafi: I don't respect you!
Gail: Perfect! I don't respect myself!
Gail: You really messed this up. You could have had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met! I would have let you put me in a cage!
Rafi: I have a cage!
Gail: Have fun in your cage--alone!
Ruxin: Do you know how to read?
Rafi: I get by, alright?
Ruxin: What do you know?
Rafi: You know, like, red means 'stop.'
Ruxin: Great.
Rafi: Green means 'go.'
Ruxin: Good.
Rafi: Yellow is the other one.
If I was bald, I couldn't have lice, because lice are in my clear hair!
Andre
Ruxin: I hate this! I thought dumb people were supposed to be happy!
Taco: It's complicated.
My brain just feels like one of those Gymborees filled with fun balls, and there's kids pissing all over the place right now.
Ruxin
Both of those homophobic quips were on the tip of my tongue!
Ruxin
Taco: I want to be able to post whatever I want on DallasCowboys.com.
Jerry Jones: Post what?
Taco: Musings, pictures of shoes I like, drawings of historical figures interacting with food in unusual ways, portraits of people I know drawn from memory, sex photos.
Jerry Jones: No.
