Mash-ups are my specialty. I've been called the Girl Talk of the floral world.

Lane

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Where do you put Chalupa Batman to bed? In the pantry or the freezer section?

Ruxin

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We're brothers! It's weird if I DON'T sit on your lap!

Taco

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My defenses are looking weaker than a drunk single girl in her thirties at her little sister's wedding.

Ruxin

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I love this place, it is awesome! It's right down the street from the dog grooming van where I get my hair cut. And I don't need wi-fi, because my neighbors have sex all the time and I can see them.

Taco

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She looks like she belongs on a beer poster, and I look like the guy who makes you answer riddles before you cross a bridge.

Ruxin

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