That guy fed me Spongebob Squarepants and now I'm gonna die like in 'Alien'!

Ruxin

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Taco: I can feel your penis on the back of my head.
Rafi: That's a war-boner, man.

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• Added: October 25, 2012

These birthday parties are the worst. You are stuck talking to people that you have nothing in common with except that you had unprotected sex at the same time.

Kevin

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Pete: What smells like feces?
Rafi: Huh? Oh yeah, that's me.

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• Added: October 25, 2012

I love white dudes, so why wouldn't I love eating a live shrimp marginally prepared by one?

Ruxin

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• Added: October 25, 2012