The League Season 6 Episode 4: "When Rafi Met Randy" Quotes
PAM: Okay, let's start off our group therapy session the way we always do; checking in on how insane everyone is feeling today. William. Last week you were talking about your mother.
WILLIAM [crazily]: I don't want to talk about her.
PAM: She was making a grilled-cheese sandwich for you; she realized she forgot to put the tomatoes in, and then she jumped inside the oven to kill herself.
WILLIAM [crying]: I don't want to talk about my mom in the oven!
PAM: Closed the oven door; she stared at you through the little tiny window.
PAM: I'm going to need you to fill out these forms.
RAFI: I have to go where my wife is. My kids.
PAM: Your wife is dead; your children are dead. So marital status will be "single," and children is "zero."
PAM: Randall.
RANDY: I don't belong here; I don't need to be here. I think there's been some sort of mistake.
PAM: You do need to be here, because I think you've tried to commit suicide over 75 times, according to your files.
PAM: Now Raphael, before electroshock treatment I usually call family members and let them know this is about to happen. But yours are all dead.
RAFI: Call my sister?
PAM: Now listen, if I start smiling, or laughing, while it's happening, it's because I'm enjoying breaking you down. [after zapping them] It did make me laugh! It did make me laugh.
That wasn’t mouth-to-mouth. That was true love’s kiss.
