The League Quotes
We are no longer sitting shiva. We are now sitting Shiva.
Andre
Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm.
Ruxin
Pete: Did you roofie my drink?
Rafi: Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game.
You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.
Taco
Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.
Rafi
I destroyed you using a baby's fist as a weapon...Gattaca!
Rafi
My yogurt's not curdled!
Ruxin
Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!
If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.
Jenny
Nice Krampage, Taco.
Ruxin
My team is performing like Ruxin's sperm, failing all over the place.
Jenny
Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."
