We are no longer sitting shiva. We are now sitting Shiva.


Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm.


Pete: Did you roofie my drink?
Rafi: Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game.

You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.


Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.


I destroyed you using a baby's fist as a weapon...Gattaca!


My yogurt's not curdled!


Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!

If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.


Nice Krampage, Taco.


My team is performing like Ruxin's sperm, failing all over the place.


Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

The League Quotes

Kevin: Well, Taco is rich.
Andre: Rich to Taco is like having twenty bucks and a can of Four Loko.

Taco: I want to be able to post whatever I want on DallasCowboys.com.
Jerry Jones: Post what?
Taco: Musings, pictures of shoes I like, drawings of historical figures interacting with food in unusual ways, portraits of people I know drawn from memory, sex photos.
Jerry Jones: No.