The League Quotes
Mash-ups are my specialty. I've been called the Girl Talk of the floral world.
Lane
Where do you put Chalupa Batman to bed? In the pantry or the freezer section?
Ruxin
We're brothers! It's weird if I DON'T sit on your lap!
Taco
My defenses are looking weaker than a drunk single girl in her thirties at her little sister's wedding.
Ruxin
I love this place, it is awesome! It's right down the street from the dog grooming van where I get my hair cut. And I don't need wi-fi, because my neighbors have sex all the time and I can see them.
Taco
She looks like she belongs on a beer poster, and I look like the guy who makes you answer riddles before you cross a bridge.
Ruxin
It's like listening to Kevin and Jenny have sex. Two minutes of silence, and then tears.
Taco
Next time, jerk off in your van like a gentleman.
Taco
I got two tickets to Salad-ise!
Andre
Repair Guy: I don't know who teaches a dog to bark at someone's dick!
Taco: This guy does!
Taco: They left for their cruise, so they asked me to take care of Dicko.
Kevin: You know it's Ditka.
Taco: Kevin, can I use your TV to play Sega Genesis? I just got 'Joel Madden Football,' and I'm getting good at it.
Ruxin: 'Joel Madden Football'?
Taco: Yeah, he's the drummer of Good Charlotte. I guess he just really likes football or something.
