The Leftovers Season 3 Episode 3: "Crazy Whitefella Thinking" Quotes
Sheriff: What are you doing?
Kevin, Sr.: Preventing the apocalypse. What are you doing?
Kevin Sr.: OK. Since you clearly weren't listening the first time I told you, I'm not a part of Kevin, Jr.'s story, he's a part of mine. He's the one who guided me here. He's the reason I'm here.
Matt: I'm sorry. When did this happen?
Kevin Sr.: When he was eight years old.
Matt: Well, children don't feature prominently in scripture.
Kevin Sr.: What about Abraham's kid?
Matt: He was 36 years old.
Kevin Sr.: No, when he tried to sacrifice him.
Matt: He was a grown man, 36 years old.
Kevin Sr.: That makes no fuckin' sense at all.
On the seventh year anniversary of the Sudden Departure, the rains will come, and with them a great flood. I have to sing to make them stop.
Sr.
Triple A wants you to take the interstates to drive by the Howard Johnsons and the AAA giant ball of twine. If you want a real adventure, you have to chart your own course.
Sr.
Sr.: What are you doing??
Man: They didn't take me.
Sr.: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just slow down for a sec!
Man: They didn't take me.
Sr.: They didn't take most of us. You're not alone, trust me. But that was seven years ago!
Man: Would you kill a baby if it would cure cancer?
Sr.: What?
Man: Would you kill a baby if it would cure cancer?
Sr.: No.
Man: That is exactly what I said. [lights himself on fire]
Sr.: Wait! Oh, shit.
I know what you're trying to do, but it's not gonna work!! You can't stop me, asshole! [sudden downpour]
Sr. [to the heavens]
Sr.: My friend, you gotta move past that dumb book of yours. I don't know where I am. And when I find out, I'm gonna need your help getting into that hospital.
Matt: Kevin?
Sr.: Yeah?
Matt: Go fuck yourself.
Grace: You looked through my photos.
Sr.: I was hungry. It was in the fridge.
Grace: But you're not an angel, there is no message and God doesn't care about me. It's all just a story I told myself. It's all just a stupid, silly story, and I believed it because I've gone a bit crazy, haven't I?
Sr.: No, Grace. I don't think you're crazy at all. You just got the wrong Kevin.
