Oh, it's me again. I don't know if you're getting my messages, but there's been a nuclear incident in the South Pacific. I've secured transportation. I'm coming to get you, Kevin.

Matt: What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until you're 12 to come on your face.
Pride Lady: Right you are then.

Matt: Laurie's not a part of this!
Michael: Matthew, John, Michael...they were all disciples. Maybe Laurie's one, too.

Matt: You believe me, don't you?
John: Yeah, sure.
Matt: Like when you believed I molested my comatose wife.

Matt: No one seems to care that I just witnessed a murder. The man who perpetrated it just assaulted me.
John: He what?
Matt: He hit me with impunity, and he needs to be dealt with.
Laurie: Dealt with how?
Matt: We need to compel him to confess. Be not conceived, God shall not be mocked. For whatsoever a man soweth, that he should also reap.
John: Nah, we're not reaping anyone, man.

Matt: You used to burn men's houses down for pretending to be what they're not. What happened to you, John? What happened to your wrath?
Laurie: He found peace.
Matt: He thinks his daughter is still alive. That's not peace.

Matt: The Sudden Departure was you.
David: Uh huh.
Matt: Why?
David: Because I could.
Matt: You're gonna have to do better than that.
David: Why?
Matt: Because there has to be a reason.
David: Why?
Matt: Everything in my life, I've done for a reason.
David: Why?
Matt: To help people, to guide them, to ease their suffering, even though I suffered myself. I sacrificed my happiness. I let my family abandon me.
David: Why?
Matt: FOR YOU!!!
David: Everything you've done, you've done because you thought I was watching because you thought I was judging. But I wasn't. I'm not. You've never done anything for me. You've done it for yourself.
Matt: Is that why you're killing me?

Matt: Thank you all for coming. I'm glad you're here.
Laurie: Are you OK?
Matt: Actually, Laurie, I'm dying.

The Leftovers Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Matt: What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until you're 12 to come on your face.
Pride Lady: Right you are then.

Oh, it's me again. I don't know if you're getting my messages, but there's been a nuclear incident in the South Pacific. I've secured transportation. I'm coming to get you, Kevin.

Matt [leaving a phone message]