Secret Agent Kevin: Name your Secretary of Defense. [Kevin stares] Sir? I need a name.
President Kevin: Patti Levin.
Secret Agent Kevin: Correct!

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Senior: I thought you were gone. It was raining so hard, and I got scared, so I came up here.
Kevin: OK.
Senior: I don't think I'm ready to come down. Now what?

May God have mercy on your soul if there is a god, which there is not.

Patti

President Kevin: I wanna go home.
Patti: Do you?
President Kevin: What?
Patti: It's just that you keep saying you want to go home, and yet you keep leaving and coming here. I'm sensing a lot of internal contradictions from you, Kevin. That sounds like something you need to work out with yourself.

Secret Agent Kevin: Take this thing out of me.
President Kevin: Why?
Secret Agent Kevin: So we can't ever come back here again.

We fucked up with Nora.

Secret Agent Kevin

She has suspected it all along, and now she knew. He was a coward. A coward dressed in the uniform of a brave man. Brave enough to cross two oceans and continent to find her, but in the end, he was terrified. He was terrified of her, to lie beside her, to be comforted by her as he wept, to show her he was small, for her to know that and touch his cheek and whisper words softly in his ear. All of that was a nightmare. All he knew to do was run. He took a deep breath of the air, tasting salt on his tongue and closed his eyes leaning into the spray as the Merciful picked up speed and sailed into the horizon. He was alone, and all was well.

President Kevin

So is this the part where you call the DSD and shut this operation down?

Laurie

Whatever is happening here? I want to be a part of it.

Laurie

Nora: You can take the van, I don't need it anymore.
Laurie: Do you want to drive or should I?
Matt: Actually, I think I'm going to stay here for awhile. People should be with their families, right?
Nora: OK.
Matt: Can you give this to Senior and tell him I'm sorry I didn't put him in my fucking book? And tell Kevin I'm sorry I did.

Laurie: Well, so everybody wants something. A brain, a heart, courage. Kevin's in the Emerald City. He's the one who's going to give it to you.
Senior: Alright, Dorothy. Let's have it. Tell us we're lunatics.
Laurie: Yeah, it sounds crazy. But these are crazy times.

Matt: They don't look like physicists to me.
Nora: What do physicists look like?
Matt: I don't know. Shouldn't they be wearing lab coats or something?

The Leftovers Quotes

They're heroes because nobody's going to come to a parade for "we don't know what the fuck happened" day.

Lucy

Tom: You know Mr. Witten, you don't have to be such a dick. You're gonna forget you ever felt this way.
Congressman Witten: What way?
Tom: Burdened.