Kevin: Sound's like a fuckin' exorcism.
Virgil: You people and that movie.

What would you have done if I told you that the solution to all your problems was a magical black man sittin' out on the edge of town? That's borderline racist is what that is.

Patti

I need to talk to you now, Nora. Have you been noticing that I've been kind of losing my mind?

Kevin

If the questionnaire says they lifted, maybe they lifted.

George

Erika: Let's just call this what it is.
John: Then what is it?
Erika: You need to hit people because you need to hit people.

You're scared that if you answer these questions everyone's gonna know that your daughter didn't depart.

Nora

My wife woke up the first night we arrived in your town. It's the only time in over three years she's talked to me and there may be no way to prove it, but it happened, and I won't ever say it didn't. I don't want your wristband. Mary found hers, so she's back where she belongs. I have no doubt that she's going to wake up again soon, and when she does, I'm going to come back, and you and I will have a talk.

Matt

Was that hard enough or do I need another oar?

Matt [after breaking an oar while paddling a man]

John: Was there?
Matt: What?
John: Any change in her condition?
Matt: No.
John: Except for the pregnant part.

Don't you worry about that 90% business. Once we're back across that bridge, you'll be fine. You and the baby. You and the baby!

Matt

Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.

Patti

Nora: Is she asleep?
Jill: Yeah. I couldn't find the box that had the books in it so I made up a story.
Nora: Did it have a happy ending?
Jill: What kid of a suck fuck do you think I am?

The Leftovers Season 2 Quotes

Isaac: Something bad is going to happen. To you.
John: Well, shit, Isaac. That is not ideal.

Visitor: Your water. Will it make us safe?
Michael: It's just a souvenier.