The Librarians
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on TNTThe Librarians Season 3 Quotes
Vern: The lady on your phone. Is she your daughter?
Jenkins [taken aback]: No. My friend.
Vern: Ooh, my grandfather has a younger friend, too. My mom doesn't like her, though.
Jake: Let me ask you a question. What does Ezekiel Jones love more: gold? Or Ezekiel Jones?
Eve: Mystery solved! We were ambushed by an Olive Garden. Think, guys! What are we missing about this place?
Jake: Well, it's got a cleaning lady.
Nina the Cleaning Lady: Hola...
Eve: I don't get it, Jenkins! Who'd want *me* dead?
Ezekiel: Come on, Baird, don't be so modest! Who *doesn't* want you dead?
Jenkins: The Reaper can't get into the Library! It won't let him!
Eve: What? People get in ALL THE TIME!
If he's stopped, he's stopped! Let's not argue with Mr. Stabby-fingers right now!
Ezekiel [confronted by the Reaper]
So, your explanation for your impossible grades is that you "Oh Captain, My Captain"-ed them?
Jake
Coincidence is datin' two girls at the same time and then findin' out they're sisters. [sotto voce] Bad idea!
Jake
The death of a thousand Librarians would not equal *this* Guardian!
Oracle of Delphi
Ezekiel [Eve is holding up a blindfold]: Sorry, I'm not into kinky stuff.
Eve: It's not for you, it's for me.
Ezekiel: You're into kinky stuff?!
It's the 'not bad' parts that make people thing the 'bad' parts really aren't that bad. It's *dangerous*. Yeah, magic got us out of trouble today. But it's also what put is *in* it, too.
Jake
I'm sorry, I would have loved to hang out. But on the bright side, we haven't had a human sacrifice in *forever*, so it's gonna be a real treat.
Meredith
