The Magicians Season 2 Episode 5: "Cheat Day" Quotes
Quentin: Is everybody out here really so lifeless?
Emily: Yes, we are. We are. That's why we drink.
Quentin: Well I drank just fine as a magician.
Emily: Yeah because your world was so overwhelming and scary and you needed a break from it all. Now you're going to drink because each day is so goddamn dull and that takes a lot more booze.
I am happy. Yay. A baby.Eliot
My own people are trying to kill me? It's so French.Eliot
Margo: That sloth is psychotic.
Eliot: It's all psychotic. Did you hear how he said commoner?
Margo: When we're the least snobby people in a room, there's something wrong with the room.
Emily: Were you masturbating in your office?
Emily: Whatever. I do.
Quentin: What is this place?
Penny: [takes small sip of alcohol]
Mayakovsky: That's it? Take your balls out of your purse and drink!
I should have known better. I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles.Julia
Kady: I remember the night before. And it felt lonely.
Kady: But you're not alone. I'm your best bitch, remember?
Margo: Eliot. We said we'd do whatever actually works.
Eliot: Fine. I'll tell the council in the morning. But I'll do it. The man's life is my burden to bear.
Margo: Get over yourself, Ned Stark.
Mayakovsky: Do you even like magic?
Penny: Yeah. Like I like money or food or any other useful shit.
If you were in charge, how would the Foo Fighters fix Fillory?Eliot
Alice, I really fucking miss you.Quentin