Everything I've ever wanted, I've got. Magic is real and it can fix anything except what I need. I loved a girl. My entire life I've dreamed of Fillory. That I would be like Martin Chatwin. I'd find a way to stay here forever. Send me home.

Quentin

Margo: For whatever stupid reason, you're the high king of an entire land. You have to be responsible, Eliot.
Eliot: Since when are you Fillory Clinton?
Margo: Since I'm me. My crown is just as heavy as yours.

New plan. I give up on Fillory and dedicate myself completely to destroying Todd.

Eliot

Quentin: Are you sure about this?
Penny: Do you know how strong booze has to be to get a horse drunk? I can't feel my face much less my face. I mean hands. Just do it.

Quentin: We could hunt her together.
Penny: Let's go hunt the White Lady? People like me get shot for saying shit like that.

Eliot: Honestly, I am in over my head. I'm not even in control of which world my body is awake in. My sexually aggressive wife could wake me up at any moment in Fillory.
Dean Fogg: Eliot, there are certain student-teacher boundaries which I prefer not to cross.

Quentin: I must be an adventurer.
Penny: [laughs] No, you're not.
Quentin: What? I have a bow and arrow. And a cool questing outfit. And a man servant.
Penny: You did not just say that, white boy. Besides, what kind of servant has no fucking hands?

Julia: You actually think because you go to this bullshit school that you're better than me.
Margo: I think that I didn't get my friends killed.
Julia: You don't have friends. You have people that are so afraid of you they'd rather be on your side. There's a difference.
Margo: And you have no one. And you deserve no one.

Julia: Look, what Margo said about me was true. So if you want to bail, now's your chance.
Kady: Well, you do have questionable judgement. I mean, we're best bitches, right? For better or for worse.

Royal Council: With the Beast dead, there's a power vacuum in Fillory.
Margo: Power vacuum? Hello! High King and Queen right here.
Royal Council: We, of course, recognize your rule, but others--
Fen: Everyone assumes you'll be dead soon or you'll run away or vanish or go mad.
Royal Council: There are stirrings of rebellion in the southern orchard. The outer islands refusal to pay the crown's taxes.
Margo: You know who loves paying taxes? People with broken legs.

The Magicians Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Margo: For whatever stupid reason, you're the high king of an entire land. You have to be responsible, Eliot.
Eliot: Since when are you Fillory Clinton?
Margo: Since I'm me. My crown is just as heavy as yours.

Royal Council: With the Beast dead, there's a power vacuum in Fillory.
Margo: Power vacuum? Hello! High King and Queen right here.
Royal Council: We, of course, recognize your rule, but others--
Fen: Everyone assumes you'll be dead soon or you'll run away or vanish or go mad.
Royal Council: There are stirrings of rebellion in the southern orchard. The outer islands refusal to pay the crown's taxes.
Margo: You know who loves paying taxes? People with broken legs.