Great, let's go native. How good are you with a broadsword, Quentin?

Margo

You see two of you too, right?

Eliot

A golem of Margo. A Margolem.

Eliot

Now I kinda feel like a dick for making fun of your Garden State soundtrack.

Quentin

Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now?

Eliot

If you would just shut up for about for two seconds, this sex dream would pass the Bechdel test.

Alice

I'm literally becoming less cool with every word you speak.

Penny

Julia: What am I supposed to do?
Richard: Whichever is hardest.

This house is haunted as balls.

Quentin

Quentin: There is no substitute for a childhood of adventure, warmth, and love.
Penny: You will never be a man.

I owe you, like, a wookie life debt.

Quentin

Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life.

Eliot

The Magicians Season 1 Quotes

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia