Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Isn't it wonderful?

Ember

Margo: I look like Jack Sparrow if he were played by a man.
Eliot: I was actually thinking more like a fem bot Nick Fury.

Umber: Care to take a visit? Make some notes?
Quentin: [stammers] I...uh...I...
Umber: I'm sorry. But you're acting like I'm asking you. Whereas I am a god and you are a hairless monkey. So nod and say thank you.
Quentin: [nods]
Umber: All right. Let's go to the pocket world formerly known as Cuba.

Q? I think you just saved the whole world.

Eliot

Kady: Why can't anything just be fixed?
Penny: Life, I guess.

Alice: Why did you bring me back?
Quentin: Why do you keep asking me that? I watched you almost die trying to bring your brother back. You loved him. I love you.

What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic?

Eliot

What are you doing here, sad little nerd king?

Umber

Heed my warning. Nothing entertains Ember more than a whimsical death.

Umber

Sylvia: The Poison Room Fountain has a stack of books for a statue. If we split up, we can probably find it within a matter of weeks.
Penny: Weeks? Oh, no, no. I got this. Think hours.
Sylvia: What makes you so cocky?
Penny: Cause I'm a traveler. And for once, it's not totally fucking me.

Quentin: When their adventure is done, or...
Eliot: Or, what, Q? My pregnant wife is locked up in Fairy Gitmo. I'm betrothed to a rat. My Pinot Noir grapes are nearly ripe. My adventure's just begun.

Reynard: Are you still trying to be a good person? As if there is such a thing. Left alone, you would fight and fight against your nature. And you would waste so much of what you really are.
Senator Gaines: If you think doing this is going to turn me into you, you don't understand people at all.
Reynard: I've been at it a long time. Look at Julia. I put a tiny black spot on her soul and she scrubbed it so much, she put a hole in it. She can never go back to who she is. And now, neither can you.

The Magicians Season 2 Quotes

I think I like her. I hope I like her.

Eliot

Eliot: I vote that we don't touch it on the grounds that exploding Fillory wouldn't help.
Quentin: Okay. We need a new plan.
Margo: What plan? The Beast is gone. Our squad is a joke. What plan, exactly?
Eliot: We'll figure it out. We always do.
Margo: When it's a test to cheat on. Not when we're stuck in some epic fantasy that likes to behead heroes halfway through season one. If we even are heroes. We might be comic relief.