Q? I think you just saved the whole world.


Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Isn't it wonderful?


Margo: I look like Jack Sparrow if he were played by a man.
Eliot: I was actually thinking more like a fem bot Nick Fury.

Alice: Why did you bring me back?
Quentin: Why do you keep asking me that? I watched you almost die trying to bring your brother back. You loved him. I love you.

What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic?


Kady: Why can't anything just be fixed?
Penny: Life, I guess.

What are you doing here, sad little nerd king?


Umber: Care to take a visit? Make some notes?
Quentin: [stammers] I...uh...I...
Umber: I'm sorry. But you're acting like I'm asking you. Whereas I am a god and you are a hairless monkey. So nod and say thank you.
Quentin: [nods]
Umber: All right. Let's go to the pocket world formerly known as Cuba.

Heed my warning. Nothing entertains Ember more than a whimsical death.


Quentin: When their adventure is done, or...
Eliot: Or, what, Q? My pregnant wife is locked up in Fairy Gitmo. I'm betrothed to a rat. My Pinot Noir grapes are nearly ripe. My adventure's just begun.

Sylvia: The Poison Room Fountain has a stack of books for a statue. If we split up, we can probably find it within a matter of weeks.
Penny: Weeks? Oh, no, no. I got this. Think hours.
Sylvia: What makes you so cocky?
Penny: Cause I'm a traveler. And for once, it's not totally fucking me.

Julia: I'm sorry.
Kady: [keeps walking]
Julia: I got my shade back.
Kady: [stops]
Julia: And then I lost it again. For good. But, I also discovered I don't have to be like the beast. With the right help, I can do good. I just have a chip missing.
Kady: What do you want from me, Julia?
Julia: To be the missing chip. Tell me when to tap on the brakes.
Kady: Tap?
Julia: Slam on them. I trust you. I need you.

The Magicians Season 2 Quotes

I think I like her. I hope I like her.


Eliot: I vote that we don't touch it on the grounds that exploding Fillory wouldn't help.
Quentin: Okay. We need a new plan.
Margo: What plan? The Beast is gone. Our squad is a joke. What plan, exactly?
Eliot: We'll figure it out. We always do.
Margo: When it's a test to cheat on. Not when we're stuck in some epic fantasy that likes to behead heroes halfway through season one. If we even are heroes. We might be comic relief.