Adorable. So determined. Maybe I'll keep you as pets!

Monster's Sister

I'm dead but there's still hot chocolate. That's a good sign.

Quentin

Anyone who knows me, knows that I'll do anything when I love you.

Bunny 1: Found magic. Need help.
Alice: Who sent you?
Bunny 1: Found magic. Need help.
Penny: Okay where? Vegas...
Bunny 2: Oh sorry. It's Fen.

Margo: You're saying Josh is a fucking fish?
Fen: Well of course not, he's a Fillorian Dying Fish. A Fillorian Fucking Fish is a totally different species.

Perfect, so I'm going to die in the most ironic way possible. Just like Penny.

Kady

No running away Little Not God. I'd hate to damage my sister's new body.

The Monster

How do you kill an intangible thought creature? Where do you even stab?

The Monster

Dean Fogg: Try not to Todd this up.
Todd: I will try not to be myself.

The Monster: Perhaps you can tell me, do I have a name?
Monster's Sister: Why would you need one?
The Monster: Starbucks mostly.

No, you should understand how futile it all is. We work so hard to protect the Flame of Knowledge, but there will always be things we can't understand.

Everett

Are we screwed because Quentin can't get it up for Fillory?

Penny

The Magicians Season 4 Quotes

So spells are basically credit cards with automated fraud warning calls? That’s not super inspired.

Josh

Who are you? Where am I? And why does everyone in this nightmare keep calling me king? Is that even a thing?

Janet