Miriam "Midge" Maisel: What the hell are you doing here?
Lenny Bruce: Oh, well, I hate to steal your line, but what the hell are you doing here?

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I had a close friend and I never knew it.

Susie Myerson

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The rabbi thought for sure he got bit by a snake. I sucked on that man ’til he almost passed out. On his ankle, that is.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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It doesn’t matter what you say, the man’s not listening to you anyhow.

Rose Weissman

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My singing isn’t perfect, but in musical theatre, character is more important than technique. - Midge

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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You are the frog. I am the scorpion. I sting because it is my nature.

Abe Weissman

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