Abe Weissman: Has she tried sleeping pills? Your mother has a gallon jug of them in the closet.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: She says they make her loopy the next day.
Abe Weissman: Same with your mother, but who can tell?

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So, I should go to the comedy buildings and make with jokes? Because it doesn’t matter.

Zelda

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I stepped on a spent condom coming in here so I’m all set for souvenirs.

Asher Friedman

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I don’t trust soup. It tells you it’s food but you eat it and you’re never full. feels like a scam.

Joel Maisel

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Well, he’s not much of a rabbi if he’s working on Friday!

Mei

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Boys knock ‘cause girls have knockers.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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You are a stripper who doesn’t take anything off and just stands there yelling at people. This is neither of our problems.

Russell

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Rose, I admit that sometimes I don’t listen to you, but this time I was listening to you when you did not tell me that you shtupped my best friend.

Abe Weissman

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